New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 94/400 Votes: 9569
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dimension Hops: 12
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

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