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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 269 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.