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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 3060 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 302429 | Crops Grown: | 9000 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Our server is so wild that we once had a player build an entire castle out of nothing but melons. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a piglin.
But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hunt we have going on. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere on the map, guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing sunglasses. Will you be the one to find it and claim your title as the ultimate Minecraft master?
So come on, join us and see just how low we can go in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!