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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9656 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 195 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Our server is so wild that we once had a player build an entire castle out of nothing but melons. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a piglin.
But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hunt we have going on. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere on the map, guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing sunglasses. Will you be the one to find it and claim your title as the ultimate Minecraft master?
So come on, join us and see just how low we can go in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!