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LazyLootMinecraftSMP

Apathy, avoiding responsibilities, chilling out, idle behavior, indulgence, inertia, lack of motivation, laziness, lazy habits, LazyLootMinecraftSMP, leisure activities, lethargy, neglectful behavior, procrastination, Relaxation, self-care, slothfulness, sluggishness, taking it easy, unproductive behavior, wasting time

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	171	Orbs of Power Found:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.

The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.

CraftyLove: Green Flags Only

chemistry, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Flags, green flags, Green.., growth, Honesty, Kindness, long term potential, mutual understanding, relationships, Respect, Shared values, Support, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is filled with diamond-level players who know how to treat you like the queen or king you are.

Join us if you’re into players who know how to enchant you with their charm and mine your heart away. Our server is like a love potion, guaranteed to make you fall head over heels in love with Minecraft all over again.

So, if you’re looking for a love story that’s more epic than the Ender Dragon battle, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise.

YoonCraft: Impeach the Blocks!

blocks, IMPEACH, YoonCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	753
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the president of south korea got impeached? well, guess what, now u can! come join our server where all the crazy political drama happens, like yoon getting arrested and stuff. u can build ur own little impeachment palace and pretend ur the ruler of south korea. it’s gonna be so much fun, u won’t even believe it. plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine. so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Tron’s Tri-Digit Funrealm

Artificial Intelligence, binary digit, bit, Computer, computer language, computer program, cyber, data, Digital, Funrealm, futuristic, Movie, neutral, no, programming, science fiction, Technology, TriDigit, trinary digit, tron, Trons, virtual reality, yes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3319

hey u, yea u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe??? well u better strap in cuz this server is crazier than a llama on roller skates!

first off, did u know that on this server, the bit from Tron is a trinary digit, not a boring old binary digit??? yep, that’s right! it has three forms: Yes, No, and neutral. so when u see a bit, u better be ready for some mind-blowing decisions to make!

oh, and get this – the mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. we got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that breakdance instead of attacking, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. it’s a party in every corner!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride pigs that fly, build houses out of marshmallows, and mine for diamonds with a spoon. yep, u heard me right – a spoon!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most wacky, wild, and downright insane minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it…probably.

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Discord, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, n4m2nFKvxz, PVP & PVE, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

CompCraft – A unique Minecraft Survival Server Overview

IP	play.compcraft.org
Features	Dinosaur Fossils 🦕 Custom Over World Dungeons Economy 💰 Custom Rares ✨ Free Ranks 🆓 Claims ✉️ Grief Protection ⛏️ PVP & PVE ⚔️ Vanilla Mechanics
Additional Info	On Compcraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom dungeons, or excavate dinosaur fossils, there is something for you. The community and staff are friendly and helpful.
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you can use the IP address play.compcraft.org on Java version 1.21.

2. What features does the server offer?

The server offers dinosaur fossils, custom over world dungeons, an economy system, custom rare items, free ranks, claims, grief protection, PVP & PVE, and vanilla mechanics.

3. Is there a starter kit for new players?

Yes, when you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Siblings Unveiled 1.20.4

1.20.4, Siblings, Unveiled

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit AF. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, there’s a crazy story going on about a brother and sister getting exposed. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that drama? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Plus, you never know what other scandalous secrets might come out while you’re playing. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness unfold!

BlockyBankLady

banking sector, BlockyBankLady, breaking barriers, central bank, economic development, female empowerment, financial sector, gender equality, glass ceiling, Government, historic appointment, leadership role, Maysaa Sabrine, MIDDLE EAST, monetary policy, political news, Syria, Syrian economy, woman leader, women in finance, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

omg guyysss u gotta join this minecraft server it’s like syria’s new gov appointing maysaa sabrine as first woman to lead central bank LMAO u know it’s gonna be lit af. imagine all the crazy shizz that’s gonna go down in this server, like maysaa sabrine riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. u gotta be there to witness the madness and chaos, it’s gonna be epic. join now before the server explodes with awesomeness!!!

NoSchoolNoShot

Community safety, crime deterrence, Crime Prevention, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, gun control, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, legal restrictions, NoSchoolNoShot, offender monitoring, offender restrictions, offenders, Public Safety, Safety Measures, school safety zones, school security measures, school shootings, SCHOOLs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Farms Harvested:	147
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Star Shards Collected:	256
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

come join our minecraft server where we have a bunch of wacky characters like a talking pig named gregory who only speaks in rhymes and a cow that can breakdance like nobody’s business. our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can do your homework for you and a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the most skilled players can find.

plus, did you know that joining our server actually increases your chances of winning the lottery? it’s true, just ask dave who won the jackpot after playing on our server for just one week.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be in the minecraft universe. just remember, if you see a chicken wearing sunglasses, don’t make eye contact or it’ll challenge you to a dance-off.

RSV Resistant Oldies – Vax Failures

antibodies, Elderly, Failures, immune system, immunity, immunocompromised, older adults, older population, Oldies, organ recipients, organ transplant, Protective, resistant, respiratory syncytial virus, response, RSV, study, vaccination, vaccination response, vaccine effectiveness, Vaccines, Vax, weakened immunity

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

so like, u know how some people are like, not great at fighting off germs and stuff? well, turns out some peeps who are like, older and had organ transplants are like, not getting the full protection from vaccines against RSV. like, what the heck, right? but like, on our server, we got u covered! come join us and build ur own immune system fortress to keep those pesky germs away! plus, we got like, virtual vaccines that actually work! so come join us and stay healthy while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

What is the IP for Gigi Murin Ch. hololive-EN Minecraft Server?

GIGI, HololiveEN, Minecraft, Murin, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ores Mined:	6777	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Gigi Murin Ch. is a virtual YouTuber and member of the popular VTuber group hololive-EN. Known for her energetic personality and engaging content, Gigi Murin Ch. entertains her audience with a variety of gaming, singing, and chat streams. With a growing fan base, she continues to captivate viewers with her unique charm and creative content.

Quick-Craft || SURVIVAL || GRIFF server Minecraft

admins, Clans, griff, KIND, Latest Version, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, No dupes, No Lags, ONLINE, Players, Quick-Craft, Shop, Survival, Transformations, Warp, Weddings

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

▒ »> Our Quick Craft project | IP: quickcraft.gomc.fun

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▒ ➥ Latest version

▒ ➥ Clans

▒ ➥ Online

▒ ➥ Weddings

▒ ➥ No dupes or lags

▒ ➥ Very kind admins and players!

▒ ➥ Transformations, clans, lucky blocks!

▒ ➥ Shop – /warp shop

95.216.123.244:25688

Gears of Galudon

adult themes, age safety, character creation, city, Combat, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Friendly, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ores Mined:	5851	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Gears of Galudon Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Roleplaying
Player Age Requirement	18+
Peak Players Online	15-30
Features	Character creation, combat, magic, inventing, politics
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/xrdQTFM87Q

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is Gears of Galudon a lore-based server?	Yes, Gears of Galudon is a lore-based server set in the steampunk era.
What is the player age requirement for Gears of Galudon?	Players must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted on the server.
How many players are typically online at peak times?	Gears of Galudon averages 15-30 players online at peak times.
What features does Gears of Galudon offer?	The server features character creation, combat, magic, inventing, and politics.
How can I join Gears of Galudon?	You can join by visiting the server’s Discord using the link provided above.

Country Quests 1.20

#sustainability, accomplish, achievement, Country, Economy, education, equality, goals, growth, Healthcare, Improvement, Infrastructure, innovation, job creation, national development, poverty reduction, progress, Quests, social welfare, success, Technology

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Bruh, forget real life countries, join our Minecraft server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

You can build the craziest monuments, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds.

Declare war on neighboring kingdoms for the most ridiculous reasons, like someone stole your virtual cookies or looked at you funny.

Form alliances with other players and create a powerful empire that strikes fear into the hearts of all who dare to challenge you.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to virtual domination!

YoonCraft: Detained & Impeached

Court, detain, detained, impeached, martial law, President Yoon, Probe, Warrant, YoonCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

lol come join our minecraft server where we have a wild and crazy time like when the court approved a warrant to detain impeached President Yoon in a martial law probe. like woah, that’s some intense drama right there! but don’t worry, our server is all about having fun and building cool stuff, not getting caught up in political scandals. plus, we have the best parties in town with non-stop dancing and cake for days. so why wait? join now and let the good times roll!

Sherpa Kidney Crafters

acclimatization, altitude acclimatization, altitude sickness, altitude training, blood acid-base, Crafters, high altitude medicine, high altitude research, high altitudes, Himalayas, kidney, kidney function, kidney health, kidneys, mountain climbers, physiological adaptations, rapid acclimatization, renal system, sherpa, Sherpa climbers, Sherpa genetics, Sherpa physiology, Sherpas

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	197	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we climb mountains like sherpa dudes with super kidneys. our blood is so acclimatized, we can reach heights of 4,300 meters in no time. come join us and level up your kidney game, bro. who needs oxygen when you have kidneys like ours? let’s conquer the highest peaks and show those lowlanders how it’s done. trust us, you won’t need a breath of fresh air when you’re on our server. come join the kidney club and reach new heights in minecraft.

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6