Rehab | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Runes Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9712	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Potions Brewed:	136	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Animals Bred:	67
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Potions Brewed:	191	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	6877
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ores Mined:	2059

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ores Mined:	8056	Divine Spears Created:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Votes:	1413	Mines Excavated:	2028
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	1036
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4397
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9054
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

Players:	107/700	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	42
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Runes Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4