RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	113	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Animals Bred:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5206
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	127	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2750	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	611990
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	102
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	4424	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.