RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	821
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7014	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	729
Villages Defended:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	775557
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HybridMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock

Hybrid Network is a new skyblock server offering many unique features.

KOTH Envoys Minions Shop, Crates Custom Mine World With Custom Mobs! Boss Events Custom Enchants and more!

Come join this epic adventure and play with our welcoming community. This server is new, many changes are happening day by day to slowly transform this server into a truly amazing experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EnchantedSword2

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Enchanted Sword Anarchy is an Australian 1.8 – 1.19.2 Java server which supports crossplay, values high TPS, and a stable economy by stopping dupes. The server also contains a teleport plugin, allowing you to teleport to a friend every 30 minutes, as well as /home.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	232	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FableSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A Hardcore and Combat Fueled SMP where PvPing and Griefing are allowed anywhere. Your goal is to become the richest by killing Players and getting into Leaderboards for a free Rank.

– Griefing & PvP ALLOWED!

JOIN US TODAY! JAVA: play.fablesmp.com BEDROCK: be.fablesmp.com DISCORD: https://fablesmp.com/discord

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TheVanillaProject

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TheVanillaProject! This is a server aiming to keep the overall gameplay as vanilla as possible. There are a few commands that will make the gameplay a bit more multiplayer-friendly, and does not alter the gameplay in any major way.

We are a growing, active, mature and constructive community, helping make the server a more fun place to be!

The server is hosted on professional enterprise-grade hardware by passionate minecraft server owners that care about the community and makes sure everyone has the best experience possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!