RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Towns Built:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	6579
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	240	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Animals Bred:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mines Excavated:	2070	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
New Chunks Explored:	26441	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	442

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Animals Bred:	96	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.