RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	919	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Buildings Constructed:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crops Grown:	4307
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	827515

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	3867	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	966366	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Star Shards Collected:	126	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	2971
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2768	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Night Skies:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PotensGamingMC

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TestingTea

Survival

Welcome to TestingTea! This server is a server with it’s own unique twist, at a random time, the server may change gamemode, change version, change plugins, or anything can happen, big or small. It’s a very random server, and here at TestingTea the staff wish that the randomness brings you happiness!

Discord: Discord.gg/msENv5W

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crops Grown:	3808
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	5749
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hunger Games DeadCraft

The Hunger Games

Search and find chest. Get the best possible items. Survive various traps and monsters. Fight against other users. Finally, be the last survivor of the arena.

Game mode with 20 totally different arenas where you fight and survive to win.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Vanilla Kaiser Craft

PvP, Vanilla

Just a vanilla server, we only have plugins to Make it look not ugly lol

Yes we are looking for staff

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Jail DeadCraft

A jail server is about surviving in a jail. In the prison of ”DeadPlayers”

You are a grade C inmate, your duty is to get out of this huge and dangerous prison and be free, to do this you must collect objects, kill other prisoners, get money, and move on to other higher modules.

Obtain items from mines, logging or fishing in prison lakes Don’t trust any other prisoner Kill other users to get items and money Ascend through modules until you reach module A Buy your ticket out of jail And finally “be free”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.