RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Farms Harvested:	898
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2577	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	139
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	6335

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	39
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7253	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	172284

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	145
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Limegaming

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9559	Enchantments Applied:	64
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Towns Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	271	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.