RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Robert Ireland

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server 1.8.8 – PVP Creative Survival All players can be opped. Jobs, ArmorShop, Economy, Vault. Friendly server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	140	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Harvest Block

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a mature and well-established server that consists of players 18 and older. We are often considered rare because we make no exceptions to this rule. This is to ensure we have a nice friendly bunch of people, from different walks of life, who enjoy playing together because they share a hobby.

Please visit our website to apply for whitelisting!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cuba – Prison

Prison

Danish minecraft server, join it and we can make a nice community! You can read more on my website – and if you have any questions can you send me a mail on [email protected] 🙂

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecrafters Go Mooo

Survival, Towny

NEED STAFF AND REGULAR PLAYERS!!!

There are two Owners – ItsDIGI and FappyJr/FapToMySkill.

The server has fun plugins, unlimited world, teleports to every biome and no lag!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Enchanted Craft

Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Enchanted Craft is an Alpha Build of something great, We currently only have Survival and Factions but plan on having Creative and Mini-Games

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sarefine

KitPvP, PvP

Sarefine is a server which offers loads of different pvp opportunities, unlike mainstream servers we have a KitPvP based soup server with abilities to rain arrows and suffocate players in ice, 2 of many. We also have a practice server with elo based system in which one can reach the leaderboards and show who is the best. We’re an eu based network soon expanding to many different continents in the future, we look forward to seeing you!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MoltresPvP Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding

MoltresPvP Network is a server focused around providing pvp with multiple and expanding gamemodes. MoltresPvP has a diverse community of players and staff, and we strive to provide new, unique, and fun gamemodes and pvp for all.

Everything on MoltresPvP is custom coded by or developer team.

Coins and levels are shared network wide, so if you gain a level on Kitpvp, you get that level in MiniUHCMeetup.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

mc matrix

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

In the cross over’s Ceará, we came to win and not to be defeated, so if you want to be part of this game, know that we’re going to bring it to the boil….kkkkkkkk

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

mc.godsyn.com

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

A Focus On PvE With Aesthetics In Mind MC.godsyn.com is a dedicated, 20-slot Minecraft server hosted in North America that has been around since the dawn of SMP, known for its uptime and mature community. Players under the age of 18 are not permitted to apply for membership, and the administrators and moderators of the server are required to be over 21 years old.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Missoula Public Library

Economy, PvP, Survival

Survival server with NoCheatPlus, dynmap, FancyShop, Essentials, HeadsLite, AdvancedReport, MineFriends, Vault, EssentialsSpawn, NoSwear and GriefPrevention.

Dedicated PVP area. PG friendly chat.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pickaxe-PvP

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Welcome to Pickaxe-PvP! We are a brand new factions server that would love to have you join our small community!

We have: – Factions – McMMO – Chests shops – AutoRank

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Influx Network

Mini Games

The Influx Network is a network of custom coded plugins to provide the best minigame experience as possible. We are constantly bringing new and engaging updates to the server. We currently have 11 minigames, and are planning to add many more. Join today at theinflux.no-ip.org

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Entertaining Squad

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

You can buy ranks at entertainingsquad.buycraft.net You can buy ranks through this website entertainingsquad.buycraft.net This server is very good and works for pirated minecraft and original minecraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

YeetFactions

Creative

WE need staff badly and a co owner also the first successful applier gets co owner and co owner gets console So staff positions that are open are as following – Head Admins – Admins – Head Moderators – Moderators – Head Helpers – Helpers – AND BUILDERS WE REALLY NEED BUILDERS! thank you for your time.

When you join do /warp apply

PS Apps need to be at least five pages long

167.114.8.38

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EntrancedPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Hello EntrancedPvP is an amazing new server that will soon be great! There is not a lot of people on atm but soon i will be great Just give it a chance! I know u will like it! We have great plugins like mcmmo essentials and vote crates! and much much more Also many more plugins will come in the future like koth and vote crates Please join for a great faction experience!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Emeralds Found:	3306	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.