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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Runes Activated: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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