Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Empires MC

    Empires MC

    Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5254 Magic Items Found: 2910
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Villages Defended: 17
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    • Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Teleport mobs with lead
    • Free fly on Sundays
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No griefing
    • Main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation in overworld
    • In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
    • Minecraft-Discord integration
    • Responsive staff
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Animals Bred: 190
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 New Chunks Explored: 987054
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 266 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Enchantments Applied: 170

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 21 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4667 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
    Dynamic Map View Map
    Discord Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Animals Bred: 65 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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