Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Villages Defended: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Star Shards Collected: 121
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 368
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GroundZero

    GroundZero

    About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 36

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Empires MC

    Empires MC

    Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    • Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Teleport mobs with lead
    • Free fly on Sundays
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No griefing
    • Main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation in overworld
    • In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
    • Minecraft-Discord integration
    • Responsive staff
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 9018
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Falling into the Void: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5072 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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