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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 363 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2784 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
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