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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6475 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
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