Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 577570 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Potions Brewed: 171 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sync SMP

    Sync SMP

    Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Key Features:

    – PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

    Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 444 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/rlcraft-roc/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok Follow us on Tiktok

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Crops Grown: 9809 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 354
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Potions Brewed: 36 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Ores Mined: 5568

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GroundZero

    GroundZero

    About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Empires MC

    Empires MC

    Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Towns Built: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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