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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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