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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ores Mined: 6723
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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