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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Wilderness Tamed: 12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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