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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Runes Activated: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Divine Spears Created: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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