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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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