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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Towns Built: 9
Dragon Scales Harvested: 196 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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