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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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