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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 467 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Crops Grown: 5320 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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