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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Void Armor Forged: 22 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Chimeras Created: 2 New Chunks Explored: 302069

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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