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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9519 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 58 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
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