Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Empires MC

    Empires MC

    Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Mines Excavated: 3654
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    • Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Teleport mobs with lead
    • Free fly on Sundays
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No griefing
    • Main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation in overworld
    • In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
    • Minecraft-Discord integration
    • Responsive staff
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 New Chunks Explored: 992602
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 12 Magic Items Found: 6018
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 292524 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
    Dynamic Map View Map
    Discord Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 199 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Animals Bred: 112 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 123

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Magic Items Found: 7118
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 148

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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