RegretCraft2024 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! That’s right, we’ve created a whole new world where the mobs have taken over and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the title of Disco King!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make 2024 the year of epic Minecraft adventures and unforgettable memories. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you accidentally punched a villager)!

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Divine Spears Created:	18	Crops Grown:	8475
Emeralds Found:	4187	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	3651
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	139
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	111
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	218
Buildings Constructed:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!