RegretCraft2024 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1866
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! That’s right, we’ve created a whole new world where the mobs have taken over and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the title of Disco King!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make 2024 the year of epic Minecraft adventures and unforgettable memories. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you accidentally punched a villager)!

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	108

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Emeralds Found:	5846
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	4775
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	627	Dimension Hops:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Votes:	5072
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Potions Brewed:	159	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Items Found:	8185
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ores Mined:	2142	Epic Battles Fought:	19

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	583	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!