EuroCraft Summit: Trump-Putin Strain

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., current events, Diplomacy, emergency summit, EuroCraft, European leaders, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, nato, peace negotiations, Politics, security concerns, Strain, strained ties., summit, summit meeting, Trump-Putin call, TrumpPutin, Ukraine, world leaders

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

lol u kno wat u shud do instead of watchin dat boring stuff on tv?? join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, even european leaders r holdin emergency summits on it!! yea u heard dat right, trump n putin r callin each other just to play on dis server cuz it’s soooooo good. like u gotta join now or else u gonna miss out on all da crazy action. plus, u can build ur own empire n rule over all da other players. so wat r u waitin for?? join now n be a part of dis historic moment in minecraft history!!!

ChipCraft: The Oil of Tomorrow

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, ChipCraft, Computer Hardware, data processing, Demand, digital transformation, electronics, global economy, innovation, integrated circuits, Manufacturing, microchips, new oil, Oil, Semiconductor chips, semiconductor industry, silicon wafers, supply chain, tech industry, Technology, Tomorrow

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT SEMICONDUCTOR CHIPS LIKE THEYRE THE NEW OIL OR SOMETHING. YEAH, WE DONT HAVE OIL BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU GOT CHIPS, AMIRITE?

ONCE, A PLAYER FOUND A SEMICONDUCTOR CHIP AND IT GAVE THEM SUPERPOWERS. NOW THEY CAN FLY AROUND THE SERVER AND TURN CREEPERS INTO KITTENS. TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHIPS AND CREATE A ROBOT ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. OR JUST MINECRAFT, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST, CHIP-TASTIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL DORITOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. YOLO, AMIRITE?

Zero Carbon Fun Land

1.5°C pathways, carbon, carbon dioxide removal, cdr, decarbonised sectors, Failure, Fun, hard-to-abate emissions, Land, misallocating, net zero

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	7168	Void Armor Forged:	16
Divine Spears Created:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1457	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	288

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we use carbon dioxide removal (CDR) to decarbonize stuff and make everything net zero! We got pathways and emissions and all dat fancy science stuff.

But watch out, cuz if we misallocate dat CDR, we gonna fail and not reach 1.5°C. So come on, join da madness and help us save da world in da most ridiculous way possible!

We got crazy stories, insane adventures, and lots of mispellings to keep you entertained. So what you waiting for? Join now and be a part of dis wacky Minecraft server like no other!

The Eternal Region

Anti-Griefing, BATS, community-driven, Competition, cooperation, Economy, Enderman Grief, ETERNAL, LIMITED, Mature, Melody Hunt, membranes, permit system, Region, Resources, shulker shells, smp, survival island, Tweaks, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

The Eternal Region [SMP]
Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships.
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG
What Makes Us Different?
A True Survival Challenge – We started just 3 days ago, meaning you have the rare chance to grow with us from the very beginning. Resources are limited as our world border started at 1000 blocks wide and expands by 250 blocks daily—encouraging creativity, competition, and cooperation. Survival Island Spawn – Work together with the community to thrive on our starting island, or venture out to find your own. Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Tweaks – We keep the core Minecraft experience intact while offering small but meaningful improvements, including: No Phantom’s (bats drop membranes instead!) Anti-Enderman Grief (protect your builds from random chaos) Double Shulker Shells
A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here!
Apply to Join!	We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure!
Our latest event was the Melody Hunt!

FAQ

How do I join The Eternal Region?

To join The Eternal Region, visit the Discord invite link provided above and follow the application process specified in the server’s rules.

What makes The Eternal Region different from other Minecraft servers?

The Eternal Region offers a true survival challenge with limited resources, a starting island spawn, and quality-of-life tweaks to enhance the vanilla experience. Additionally, the server promotes community engagement through events and player-driven decisions.

Is there an age requirement to join The Eternal Region?

Yes, The Eternal Region is a whitelisted server for players aged 16 and older.

Are there any anti-griefing measures in place on the server?

Yes, The Eternal Region has an instant rollback system to remove griefers’ blocks and prevent them from causing further damage to players’ builds.

Can I participate in community events on The Eternal Region?

Yes, The Eternal Region hosts community events like the recent Melody Hunt, where players can come together to conquer challenges and enjoy the game as a group.

CelebCraft Voice Chad 1.20

Allure, attraction, Bitches, CelebCraft, Celebrity, Chad, Chad voice, charisma, Charm, Confidence, deep voice, desire, influence, magnetism, Masculinity, power, seduction, sex appeal, soaking wet, swagger, vocal attractiveness, VOICE, voice modulation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	New Chunks Explored:	118288
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out if having a deep Chad voice will make all the e-girls swoon for you like they do for celebrities!

We have pixelated babes waiting to be impressed by your vocal cords of steel!

Become the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob and make all the other players jealous of your seductive tones!

Who needs real-life fame when you can have virtual adoration from all the e-girls on our server?

Join now and see if your voice can make the pixels quiver with desire!

EuroArmy Minecraft Server

army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroArmy, european defense, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, regional stability, Russian threats, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have created an ‘army of Europe’ to face off against all the crazy Russian threats! Volodymyr Zelensky himself is a regular player and he’s always leading us into battle with his epic speeches and dance moves.

we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.

join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!

ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!

budget cuts, employment, Federal employees, government agencies, job cuts, job dismissals, Job Displacement, job eliminations, job firings, job layoffs, job loss, job reductions, Job Termination, job terminations, Layoffs, National Park Service, ParkourPanic, Save, US Forest Service, workers, workforce reduction

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8254
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the us forest service and national park service are teaming up to fire thousands of workers!!! why, you ask? because we need more space for our epic virtual forests and parks, DUH. plus, who needs real jobs when you can mine for diamonds and fight creepers all day long? join now for a chance to be the last one standing in our epic battle royale arena, where the winner gets to be the new park ranger of our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. #unemploymentwho #minecraftforever #savethetreesbutnotthejobs

Racoon Hideout Minecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builder, Community, competitor, cosmetic store, creativity, crossplay, Custom Biomes, Custom Items, Economy, Events, Explorer, FRIENDSHIPS, HIDEOUT, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Player Shops, RACOON, smp, Structures, Tight-Knit Community, trader..

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	158
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to Racoon Hideout – Season 2!

Description:

A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged!

Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.

What Makes Us Special?

	A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered.
Custom Items	Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience.
Thriving Economy & Player Shops	Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town!
Cosmetic-Only Store	Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here!
Mini-Games & Events	Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community!
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun.
A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community	We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay.

Server Information

Server Name:	Racoon Hideout
Version:	Play on any version!
Gameplay:	Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features
Crossplay:	Java & Bedrock supported

Join Our Community!

Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.

Join us today and become part of something amazing!

Join Our Discord

Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!

See you in the Hideout!

Enchanted Isles 1.20

actress, Anya Taylor-Joy, body positivity, Boundaries, celebrity nudity, consent, controversy, empowerment, Enchanted, explicit content, explicit scenes, filmography, Isles, nudity, on-screen nudity, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, Rumors, Sexualization, speculation, tabloids

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Gods Slained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

OH EM GEE, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!

Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ColorblindCraft

Apology, Blue, color perception, Colorblind, ColorblindCraft, colorblindness, confusion, customer service, dinosaur museum, Green.., lying.., Misunderstand, offensive, parasaurolophus, Prizes, Purple, Quests, Raptor, TRex, triceratops, Wristbands

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a T-rex on roller skates? Look no further! Our server is like a MASSIVE 5 story indoor dino playground, but with pixelated blocks instead of bones.

Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!

Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!

So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!

AnimalCrimeSMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	New Chunks Explored:	561507
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6845	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wild west but with blocks! We have a whole town run by llamas, yes LLAMAS! They wear tiny sheriff hats and arrest chickens for jaywalking, it’s hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the pig mafia, they control the black market for carrots and potatoes. It’s a total pig-eat-pig world out there, but it’s so much fun!

But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!

HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

Attention, Ballerina, Ballerinas, child abuse, child neglect, criminal charges, criminal neglect, DAUGHTER, Eat, Food, HangryCraft, jailed, legal consequences, neglect, neglect case, neglect consequences, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, parental neglect, parents, starvation, Starved

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5675	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.

So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”

Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

Anemonefish & Anemone Buddies

adaptation, Anemone, Anemonefish, Buddies, Coevolution, Evolution, Host-parasite interaction, Marine Biology, marine discovery, marine ecology, marine life, marine organisms, marine research, Marine symbiosis, Mutualism, Nematocysts, ocean life, research, Sea anemones, sea creatures, Sialic acid, Stinging cells

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will blow your mind!

So, one time, there was this anemonefish who was chilling with their sea anemone homies, right? But then, out of nowhere, the sea anemone started getting all stingy and trying to attack the poor fish! It was like a crazy underwater battle, bro!

But guess what? The sea anemone had evolved to have low levels of sialic acid in their skin mucus, so they couldn’t trigger their stinging cells on the anemonefish! It was like some next level evolution stuff happening right there!

And that’s just a taste of the insane adventures you can have on this Minecraft server! Join now and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Jixing Vorld Server Minecraft

alt, Anarchy, banner, COMPLETE, Complete Anarchy, Demolish, description, GIF, Jixing Vorld, jokes, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, Month, Server, server description, SPAVN, Title, wipe

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Farms Harvested:	849
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	3488	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Animals Bred:	118	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Dzhiks Vorld – the server on which the complete anarchy is happening. There are no jokes here, you can demolish the SPAVN. Wipe every month

jiksiworld.aternos.me:30577

Altheria Worldbuilding

ago.., alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Days, Discord, Economies, Fun, Geo-politics, Ip:, launched, Play, player, Roleplay, Running, Server, Support, Towns, Wars, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	163	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crops Grown:	4376	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Server Launch Date	Just launched a few days ago
IP Address	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there player-run economies and nations?	Yes, players can create their own towns, build economies, go into wars and alliances.
When was the server launched?	The server was launched a few days ago.
Is there bedrock support?	Yes, we have bedrock support on port 25565.

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