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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4233 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.