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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4358 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally punched a chicken thinking it was a block of wood. Instead of getting pecked to death by angry chickens, they were rewarded with a diamond sword! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t believe us? Try it for yourself and see what happens!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and make some questionable decisions that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected rewards. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and dancing llamas. It’s a wild ride, my friend.