so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragons Tamed: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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