so like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, well now they’re like, “hey let’s slow down youtube download speed by 70% just for funsies.” like, what the heck russia, why you gotta be so extra?

but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • TasteMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Keytan

    Keytan

    Welcome to Keytan, the Minecraft server that has it all!

    Join our community and discover a world full of exciting adventures and unlimited opportunities. With our protection system, you can build your most impressive creations without worrying about attacks from other players. Be part of a clan and fight epic battles against other clans together with your companions. In addition, our economy system will allow you to earn and spend money in the virtual market, where you will find everything you need to prosper. But that’s not all in Keytan, we also offer unique events that will keep you hooked and entertained.

    Don’t miss the opportunity to join us and live an unforgettable experience at Keytan, we are waiting for you!

    We support Minecraft clients for both Java and Bedrock!

    Java IP: mc.keytan.net Bedrock IP: mc.keytan.net:19132 Discord: http://discord.keytan.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 534807
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide in a deliciously unmodded world!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide in a deliciously unmodded world!
    Simply <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/toilet-tower-defense-drillman/">Vanilla Server</a>

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP simplyvanilla.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
    Website https://simplyvanilla.net
    Map size 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking/duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? The server has been online since 2019.
    What is the map size of the server? The map size is 10 TB+.
    Is the Nether-roof accessible on the server? Yes, the Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9667
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server

    Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because on our server, drama is our specialty! This guy sends dramafaggotry after every corpo but phase, keeping things spicy and entertaining for all players. Who is his audience, you ask? Only the most daring and adventurous players who aren’t afraid to stir the pot and shake things up! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, drama llamas welcome only!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3933
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /

    / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no schizo lolis in sight? Well, look no further than our server! Fallenshadow is the queen bee of this SMP, with multiple husbands to keep her company. Join us for a wild ride filled with ASMR streams, ribbon cages, and Twitch clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for updates from Nise Menhera and Manager Otis, our resident Twitter stars. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of our backup Menhera Twitter accounts (RIP). So come on in, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters – it’s all part of the fun! Join now before you miss out on the madness.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 2281
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Wifeless Family Minecraft Server

    Wifeless Family Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hosting unwanted guests in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we don’t allow any uninvited players to crash at your virtual house! No more dealing with crying, night feeding, or night toilet visits from other players’ kids. We promise a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where you can focus on building and exploring without any unwanted distractions. So come join us and say goodbye to hosting headaches!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Falling into the Void: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • FamJamCraft: No Compromise!

    FamJamCraft: No Compromise!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, traffic jams, and broken promises!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a player’s fiance and her Asian tourist parents. They’re fighting over who gets to drive to all the touristy spots and take a million pictures. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will the parents ever get to see all the sights they want? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might witness a showdown between a nervous/anxious driver and a stubborn player who refuses to give up their room for guests. Will they ever make peace and let the family stay over? Or will they end up sleeping on an air mattress for eternity?

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, traffic jams, and family drama that will keep you coming back for more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?

    IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a scoop of rainbow sherbet topped with unicorn sprinkles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground ice cream parlors. Who needs vanilla when you can have pistachio creeper surprise or minty zombie delight? So come on down and join us for a flavor-packed adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6115 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BlockPartyTimeTravel

    BlockPartyTimeTravel
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about time travel advice again because we’ve got it all covered! Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a time machine of fun and craziness.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that takes you back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth. But don’t worry, we’ve got special armor that turns you into a T-Rex so you can blend in and avoid getting eaten.

    Or how about this: you’re building a castle and accidentally create a time warp that transports you to a medieval kingdom where you have to battle dragons and rescue princesses. But don’t fret, we’ve got enchanted swords and magical potions to help you on your quest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest time-traveling adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Magic Items Found: 6562 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem

    WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem
    So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s, like, the wildest place to be, man!

    First of all, let me tell you a little story. So, like, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But get this, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Yeah, I know, totally insane, right?

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, let me tell you about the epic PvP battles that go down on this server. Players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and battle it out in the skies while dodging fireballs from a dragon with a top hat. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, man!

    Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunts that happen every week? Players have to decipher cryptic clues and navigate through deadly traps to find the hidden loot. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers for a whole week!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Plastic-Free Minecraft Server

    Plastic-Free Minecraft Server
    lol u ever wonder what would happen if microplastics took over the world? well, on this server, we have created a world where microplastics have become the dominant species! join us as we battle against plastic pollution in the most epic way possible – by building and crafting our way to victory! come join the fight and save the planet, one block at a time!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • x6MC Network

    x6MC Network

    | x6MC Network is a destination for fun and simple Minecraft experiences. From seasoned veterans to noobs (of different degrees), our network offers something for everyone with a range of game modes to enjoy! |

    | Gamemodes: – KitPVP: Show off your combat skills in our fast-paced KitPVP arena. Choose from various kits, each with its unique abilities, and battle it out against other players to dominate the leaderboards. – Survival: Experience Minecraft in its purest form with our Survival mode. – UHC (Ultra Hardcore): Ready for a challenge? UHC offers a hardcore survival experience where health does not regenerate naturally. – Events: We host events to keep the community engaged and entertained. From themed challenges to special competitions!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 New Chunks Explored: 642172
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Date Saturday, September 21, 2024
    Time 4PM CST / 5 PM EST
    Event Survival Games
    Prizes Cash prizes
    Live-streamed Yes, featuring YouTubers and streamers

    FAQ

    Q: What is the Survival Games event?

    A: It is a PvP event where players start in a 750×750 world with nothing and must gather loot from chests to survive and fight against other players.

    Q: Are there cash prizes for the winners?

    A: Yes, the last duo standing will win cash prizes.

    Q: Can I join the event without a team?

    A: You can enter as a solo player, but it is recommended to form a team for better chances of winning.

    Q: Where can I join the Discord server?

    A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    Q: Are there other events offered besides Survival Games?

    A: Yes, we have other events such as UHC Bingo, Minecraft Trivia, Build Battle competitions, and The Minecraft CUBE.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 235 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Excuse-Free Minecraft Server

    Excuse-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Metal Gear Online on steroids! Imagine sneaking around in the world of Minecraft, trying to avoid creepers and zombies while completing top-secret missions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of espionage and sabotage like never before. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, including a grappling hook that lets you swing through the trees like Tarzan and a jetpack that lets you soar through the sky like Iron Man.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground base where players can team up to take down evil mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the Thunderdome arena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of Metal Gear Online in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Villages Defended: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 20

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP

    Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP
    Absolutely not! But let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own mafia and demand protection money in the form of seeds, and where the sheep have started a rebellion against the players because they’re tired of being sheared for their wool.

    But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.

    If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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