come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Potions Brewed: 84
Towns Built: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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