come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mines Excavated: 3156
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Buildings Constructed: 46 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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