come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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