come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8850
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
Gods Slained: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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