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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2584 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 122 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 118 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.