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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8437
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever seen a redditor try to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy antics you’ll see on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground base where all the moderators wear chicken suits. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Potions Brewed:	93	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8101

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	298	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Votes:	8578
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crops Grown:	1928	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Towns Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Buildings Constructed:	27

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	1655
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	5766

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	7283	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

play.yomnetwork.ca