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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever seen a redditor try to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy antics you’ll see on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground base where all the moderators wear chicken suits. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

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Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Zombie Dances:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

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EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchantments Applied:	210
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	625754
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Animals Bred:	83	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	106
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3600	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Buildings Constructed:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	735333	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Star Shards Collected:	201	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Undead Armies Raised:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu