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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever seen a redditor try to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy antics you’ll see on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground base where all the moderators wear chicken suits. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Learncraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Our server is practically vanilla 1.8.3, but it has a minor addition to it in the form of special quiz booths that spit out trivia questions, which you can answer for mats/blocks. This server is basically intended to test our capabilities(server load etc.), and this mod/concept that we’re working on.

Currently there are minimal restrictions in place. Please feel free to drop by and give us some feedback in this thread:

http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers/pc-servers/survival-servers/2411920-learncraft-no-whitelist-free-for-all

learncraft.angrymage.com:25566

Captain Craft

Factions, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to the All NEW CAPTAIN CRAFT!!! We specialize in survival and Factions and we are also looking for staff atm! So when you join please type /warp apply to apply but if you wish not to its ok and type /warp wild!

198.154.115.36

Clashnia

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	34	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Clashnia is a survival server with a dark twist- at night, not only do the denizens of the Minecraft world attempt to eat you, you and other players have the ability to become vampires, and as such, pvp only occurs at night. We also possess a fully immersive economy as well as the ability to protect your own property from griefing, not to mention minigames such as skyblock, paintball, and so on. As if that were not enough, we even have a creative world. That’s a lot to be excited about!

Our motto on Clashnia is Survive, Build, and Befriend. Survive by arming yourselves, grouping up, and fighting back against the monsters that inhabit the land. Build anything to your heart’s desire if you can gather the resources- build anything from a small cabin to a castle to a well-oiled defense mechanism. Finally, befriend other friendly members- by joining clashnia, you also join a friendly, helpful community full of people who love the game and the community.

Our staff is friendly, trained, and helpful. Our rules are very simple and easy to follow, guaranteeing you the most freedom you can find on any high quality minecraft server. This is what our mission has been for the last three years in making Clashnia the server for you.

Join us and see what Minecraft can truly be- the IP is play.clashnia.com. I hope to see you all there! Our forums are also at . Definitely stop by.

play.clashnia.com

TheAwkwardNetwork

Factions, KitPvP, Prison

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

We are a healthy friendly community that is just getting started! The AwkwardPVP Staff – Team is dedicated to answering any questions you might have. Our Server is currently Factions , Prison , Kitpvp and more soon to come! 1.8+ SERVER!

167.114.163.195

BreakingMC

Factions, Prison, Raiding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	139
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6

BreakingMC-Network is the ultimate player vs player experience, Here is where you will make a name for yourself, conquer everything be the top 10 on the Leaderboard’s be the best of the best here on BreakingMC we want to make sure that you can fulfill that and not have to worry about lag or anything ensure each of our servers is ran on a amazing hosting platform so we have extremely stable servers we have amazing ranks and staff that i can tell you will love straight off the bat.

play.breakingmc.net

OPMinecraft

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2616	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	22686	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

IP: OPMinecraft.com

Why should you join? [+] CUSTOM PLUGINS – BLASTNG – TOKENS [+] CRATES [+] DROP PARTIES [+] SUPER OP! [+] 40+ RANKS [+] BEST HIT DETECTION! [+] GOOD ECONOMY! [+] LARGE YOUTUBERS!

OPMinecraft.com

OneShotmc

Creative, Factions, Raiding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

OneShotMC is a Minecraft TNT cannon server that is dedicated to testing the limits of your imagination and your cannoning skills. With cannon security and many custom plugins built for cannoning testing, we attempt to make your design process as efficient and easy as possible.

Defaultly, all players will have access to two 2 homes and a giant 512×512 plot which will let you test cannons without bounds. Additionally, all players that vote gain access to WorldEdit, and our vast array of custom cannoning plugins that let you finish your work faster.

play.oneshotmc.com

EvoPvP Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6

EvoPvP is a large PvP-focused network with a lot of custom content, all based on gamemodes that you love: – OP Factions – KitPvP – Prison – Creative – Skyblock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4dMpFADo9A

Voting gets you in-game money and items!

Owned by YouTuber MCFinest

play.evopvp.net

Corecraft Hub

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Corecraft Network

Corecraft is a unique network which offers only PVP servers to either practice your PVP skills or trying to survive against the strongest PvPers!

Servers: Redstone PVP Regular Factions Over Powered Factions Kit PVP

play.corecraft.me

De mellor server

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

— DUTCH — We are a new server with Creative, Games, PvP, Survival. We accept many requests for new games and features. If you have an idea, let us know!

play.salapp.org:25631

HeartillyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	8269
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a server to call home? Join heartillyCraft! HeartillyCraft is a PvE survival server set on hard mode with a few plugins to help make everyone’s experience more rewarding, efficient and enjoyable. Why Join? HeartillyCraft will NEVER be pay to win. EVER. We have simple Grief Prevention Players will never be handed items just because they ask. There will always be a feeling of danger when venturing out into the world. We have Discord, Facebook and website that players may use/visit at anytime. Open a shop or business to sell your items! Visit our second world called Glothlyn; an Epic Generated world! Level up your McMMO skills! Decorative skulls available at our Vault for interior and exterior decorating!

172.93.96.174

The Dominion

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Farms Harvested:	810	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

The Dominion (circa 2013) is a unique Minecraft RPG experience, featuring a hybrid server type of an SMP world for building and classic Minecraft fun, as well as a separate custom built RPG world; complete with a fantasy aesthetic, a highly explorable map, and several unique and increasingly challenging dungeons (with 100% unique loot, of course). While the server is still in its Alpha state, and players are encouraged to help us debug and work out general gameplay shortcomings, the server is fully playable and new content is constantly being worked on and released. Do you have what it takes to be a Dungeoneer?

thedominion.us

The Last Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7490	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Only 3 core main rues: No 3rd party hacks (xray) No Spam Respect the Mod Team!

The rest is up to you, 400 block protection from spawn, after that its up to you to survive!

We are looking for a loyal staff/mod team.

IP: thelastsurvival.serverminer.com

thelastsurvival.serverminer.com

Parkercraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Animals Bred:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

PkNetwork is a big italian network. mc.parkercraft.it Join now.

The server has many ways, from combat adventure. Hope you like, excuse my English but I’m Italian! Revenue. Ts: ts.parkercraft.it

mc.parkercraft.it

PokeBrawl

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

PokeBrawl is a revolutionizing pixelmon server that offers no lag, and an unforgettable experience.

We are currently running PixelmonGenerations! http://pixelmongenerations.com

Our server has pokestops, gyms, pokebuilder, daycare, hats, sashes, events, and more!

Create memories and have your mind blown at play.poke-brawl.com

play.poke-brawl.com