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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1082 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!