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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8311 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!