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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 890 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!