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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5799 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!