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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 867 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3856 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!