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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5867 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3941 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Enchantments Applied: | 147 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!