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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3997 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!